March 2012
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Woman v. The Government (with a twist)
Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
Government: No.
Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
Government: No.
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exeptionally-ordinary:
dear government,
stop it.
sincerely, me.
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Oh look how cute American idiol trying to make my...
Brielle was okay
February 2012
a-lifetime-late:
I buy a lot of my clothes from forever 21+ because they usually have things that aren’t as boring as regular plus size and they’re not as expensive as Torrid, but wow, has anyone seen their stuff this season? Gawd, it was terrible, I didn’t want to wear any of it… Not that I plan on having to shop plus size forever, but while I do, it’s was depressing.
I was thinking the...
experiencing identity theft
k cool loser who steals 40 dollars from an account with 46 dollars in it
COOOOOOOL
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I just walked out of the store and took a wiff of...
jesus take the wheel
this is all I have to say
guillam:
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babyminaj:
My favorite Oscar of the night
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uhm to YOU FILM SNOBS OF TUMBLR
You guys have some misconceived fucking notion that we are all delusional and know nothing about film and film making and that you are all mighty and more mature then people that like Harry Potter
The Oscars doesn’t award the best films they award people that kiss their assholes just so they get to pat themselves on the back and look all shiny on tv.
I love good films, dont try to fucking...
How did Harry Potter not even get nominated for best editing when leaving everything out was the only thing they actually put some effort into
#Sorry about your kid Lupin #Wait what kid
Watchsimplynotperfection:
precious-naoto:
coagulates:
adrianshhh:
this is just a short video of me trying to escape the auto face detection and zoom of my webcam which is IMPOSSIBLE FUCK U BILL GATES
this never gets old
IT’S BACK
ANTOIN! IT’S BACK!!
blainiacs:
aw that was a great tribute to harry potter
two lines
one bad joke
aw great
williamfarth0use:
soN OF A BITCH
are you seriously going to talk about harry potter...
no
last hope
no hope
mfreems:
i’ll bet you anything that if gary oldman isnt best actor he runs onstage and grabs the oscar from the hands of the winner while screaming YOLO
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Oh really? cause making meryl strep look 5 years...
ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.
If I never walk the red carpet at the oscars my...
