February 2011
"I don't like Katrina I mean, she smells like...
Life ambition
Become a regular on SNL. Standup scares me a little but it’s always under consideration.
I kind of want to make my own improv show but better then wild n out and not quite the same as whose line is it anyways.
4 tags
Everyone else in this entire 1800 mile storm
“ommmmiiiiigahhhddd snow day no school yes. gonna sleep late and drink hot chocolate in my pjssss!!!!!”
New York City kids: were just gonna walk to school take our 2 buses/ subways that will be delayed for an hour ge into school late only to see 3 other kids sitting in your classroom then yell
“FUCK YOU BLOOMBERG!”
who wants to be my tumblr valentine?
juliasmile:
Expectation:
Reality:
After you get thousands of notes on a post you...
Reblog if you want (1) honest opinion about you in...
placeoffoceanavenue:
saveahopalermo:
but you know you’re not going to get it..
i’ll send you cookies <3
GREATEST ROCKET POWER MOMENT EVER.
nickelodeonkids:
squintsny:
I yell this everytime my mom makes potato salad.
IAWTP
OH NOW I GET NOTES! hmph.
January 2011
Post a heart in my ask box. For every heart I get,...
I just had a thought: You know when you walk in a...
truthresistssimplicity:
isjustemptywords:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
THIS.
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
trinee-oh-trinee:
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
2 tags
I WANT TO SEE GAGA
I NEED TOO SEE THE GAG
I WOUKD KILL TO SEE HER LIVE
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then...
I wonder if Daniel Radcliffe imagines himself as...
privaterianne:
SUDDEN BURST OF MOTIVATION.
turnaroundbrighteyes-:
March 17 = Registering to vote, Nose Pierced,...
1 tag
It just occured to me...
How sad the Mirror of Erised scene is. </3
8 tags
GREATEST ROCKET POWER MOMENT EVER.
I yell this everytime my mom makes potato salad.
4 tags
I've never...
Really had a curfew… Have been pretty much aloud to do whatever I want since the 8th grade. My parents know I’ve been drinking throughout highschool. I’ve been aloud to go to the mall without adults since I was 10, aloud to go to the city with friends since I was 12, aloud to take the city bus alone since 6th grade. And NO it’s not that my parents are uncaring. They just...
3 tags
My dads mad at me...
Because I said the 450 dollar bill from the vet after my dog collapsed was worth it. He had a damn seizure for crying out loud. Then he says sometimes in life you have to make choices… Then I yelled “are you fucking kidding me dad this is Henry!” The dog that we’ve had since I was 8, the dog that warned my parents when I was having a seizure in 6th grade. Hmpf. Ungrateful...
Grilled chicken roasted pepper and fresh mozz...
Reblog if you've ever said hi to a little kid and...
smilemakesyouhappy:
hellosummerr:
Im just like:
and their like:
Post a heart in my ask box. For every heart I get,...
Did you know that the word "Nemo" in Latin means...
kahgsgsh:
143-iloveyouu-:
badromance-:
harrystylesprettygreeneyes:
chazsom3rs:
myhigherlove:
chillinlikevivien:
missjoleena-:
rigelsaidhello:
n1ka:
MIND. FUCKING. BLOW.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I GET IT!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY LIFE MAKES SENSE...
My dog
Is sick, he just had a seizure I’m pretty sure. :(
Just woke up from a "nap" since 5 o'clock WTF